tonight i have three jokes and a story.

the dog's name was tomorrow

i dont know which cigarette gave dad cancer but it was a lucky strike.

knock knock who's there? fire! fire who Fire Gupta!

see they told me i couldn't yell fire in a crowded theatre but i just did. 

ok here's my story

= next day: i forgot to bring this computer so i just had to remember the above. it went well. nobody else wanted to run tho.

oh but one guy offered to be my campaign manager. i should find out his name contact info and so forth. 

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Today i walked into city hall an d filed to run for county clerk as the republican. see, the republicans haven't filed anyone for county offices yet. so you can just walk in and file, and unless they find som eon e to run against you in a few hours, you win the republican nomination. which means you lose in the fall, unless you live way out in the suburbs or something. so who's down? anyone want to  run?